Tweets

fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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